HEALTH COACH?

ANYONE KNOW OF A GOOD HEALTH COACH?
WE could all use a little hand every now and then!
Good health makes good sense!
Lay off the party time for a bit and get fit!
Imagine Sara Leal hitting the gym!

GO SARA GO!

AN AUTOGRAPH TOUR?

ON TOUR WITH NOTHING BUT AUTOGRAPHS?
Would you sign 10, 000 John Hancocks for $10 a pop?

SILLY REPUBLICANS SPANKED BY COMEDIANS!

SILLY REPUBLICANS DEFEATED BY COMICS!
TRANSVAGINAL SONOGRAMS ARE A NO-GO  IN THE STATE OF VIRGINIA!

WEAR THAT ROPA!

Sara Leal in Spring Gear!  Maybe some leisure wear?  Just chilling out!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!
LOVE ROCKS!

BEER CHIPS AND CARTOONS!

Wow! I love cartoons! Who doesn't?!?!
Saturdays were made for cartoons!
Monitos!
Check out Beer Chips!
Straight from Portland, Oregon!
http://www.beerchips.com/

LOWRIDER MAGAZINE MODEL?

How about Sara Leal as a Lowrider Magazine model?
Es posible!

WATER!

The drink of the day?  Today it is water!  People need water to survive! Protest against wealthy corporations and individuals who readily would control this precious liquid for their greedy benefit!

GO PATRIOTS!

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!
CAN YOU GET A GRIP ON IT?
GO PATRIOTS!

A NO AND A YES

SAY NO TO CENSORSHIP OF THE INTERNET!
SAY YES TO RESPONSIBILITY ON THE NET!

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL?

Does anyone have a picture of Sara holding up a copy of The Wall Street Journal?
PROMOTE
PROMOTE
PROMOTE!
YOUTUBE!

LOLLIPOP COMMERCIAL/AD

HOW about Sara doing a commercial/ad for a lollipop?

SARA LEAL AND NEUROGASM?

Sara Leal for Neurogasm?  Man, that could work on so many levels! It brings in the money and why not?
The point is this: Sara is a hot little taco! Everyone could get a bite! So she is not winning an Oscar. So what?

Go for what you know! Publicity!
NEUROGASM...passion in every bottle!
Check it out at: http://www.drinkneurogasm/

ADULT MOVIE HOUSE OR SHOP?

Sara Leal doing an ad for an adult movie house?
Would Miss Leal even consider doing an ad for an adult movie house or for a video shop?

NUDIST COLONY OR BEACH!

Sara doing a promo for a nudist beach or colony!

SARA IN A KIMONOS!

WE would love to see Sara do a portfolio of kimono pictures!

DOVE SOAP!

Sara Leal could do a commercial for Dove Soap.
 An advertisement too!
Go Cyber Ad as well!
 Do it Sara!

YOGA AND YOYOS!

YOGA AND YOYOS!
WHY NOT?
GO CRAZY!

ELVIS SIGHTING AT VALERO STORE IN TEXAS!

Elvis Presley sighting at a Valero Convinience store in Texas...buying 4 burritos and a Cibolo Iced Coffee drink! The King must have really had a hunkering for some snazzy comida! Cue "Suspicious Minds"!

CHEERLEADER UNIFORMS TO MODEL?

Sara to model cheerleader outfits?
Why not?

WHOS DATE WHO?: WHAT?!?!

WE just checked out: http://www.whosdatewho.com/ and found it rather lacking. Supposedly this site tracks a person's dates. WE give it a D-Minus!

We wonder if we could find anything on Bobby Hueso?  Mr. Hueso is quite the lady-killer! Go Mr. H. GO!

Once upon a time Bob had 4 dates in one evening. 2 hours at a Starbucks, 3 hours at a Chinese restaurant, and 2 hours at a Mexican restaurant in Reynosa, Mexico.

After that Mr. Hueso went skateboarding!

Sara Leal would dig him!

THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS ARTICLE

Check out the article on Sara Leal at: http://www.nydailynews.com/
Will we see more print articles on the McAllen Muya?
Google it!

BUBBLE GUM COMMERCIAL?

How about a bubble gum commercial where Sara says zippo?  She just blows a bubble and smiles at the camera? Japan? Russia? Germany? India? Mexico? Australia? Pakistan? France? Sweden?  USA?

Go for it!

NEWT TAKES SOUTH CAROLINA!

Newtie Gingrich takes South Carolina like a freebie mistress!
GO NEWTIE  GO!

"TATTOO" IS VAN HALEN'S NEW SONG!

Check out the NEW  VAN HALEN SONG!
It is called  "TATTOO" and it rocks!
EDDIE!
EDDIE!
EDDIE!
Eddie scorches on this rocker!
David Lee Roth back on vocals!
Panama!

VODKA AND COOKIES

VODKA AND COOKIES.....yeah....that sounds really awesome!  Slip into some warm clothes and watch some Charlie Sheen movies! Relax! Relax! Relax!

It is the weekend!

PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE: ROMNEY AND GINGRICH?

SLFC kind of endorses Mitt Romney! Romney's dad was born in Mexico!  That fact drew boos at a debate in South Carolina!  SLFC would love it if peanut butter and chocolate smashed into each other and had yum sex! Well, you get the picture!

SLFC would love it if Mitt Romney took on Newt Gingrich as his running mate! Now be TRUE, Newtie!

SARA LEAL: ACTRESS?

SO? Is Sara Leal an actress or not?  Some reports state she was a thespian.  Probably two-bit parts?

BOSTON AND CLAM CHOWDER

Boston this Spring for some clam chowder?  What do you think? WE  could see the sights and meet with friends. Just have a dandy old time! Maybe meet some fans there?

By all means blog-blog-blog-blog!

Sara Leal: How about an ad for Sheets Brand Energy Strips?
Check them out at: http://www.takeasheet.com/

OATMEAL CAMPAIGN

OATMEAL FOR BREAKFAST CAMPAIGN FOR SL?

LAST CALL WITH CARSON DALY

WE love Last Call With Carson Daly!  It is our favorite late night talk show cruise! Straight past midnight for some fun interviews in nifty locales and awesome music!

Would Carson interview Sara Leal? Hmmmm...says the hummingbird!

LOVE AND LUST

Lust last a little.
LOVE LASTS FOREVER.

GET THE KNACK!

What is your favorite song by THE KNACK? Ours is: "GOOD GIRLS DON'T (BUT I DO)"
SOLID ROCK AND ROLL!

ALTON, TEXAS TO GET A DOMINO'S PIZZA RESTAURANT!

WE saw the sign yesterday! DOMINO'S PIZZA IS COMING TO ALTON, TEXAS!
CONGRATULATIONS ALTON!  WE can only imagine the success of this franchise!
Go for it!

SQUIRT!

SQUIRT  Naturally flavored citrus soda?  Sure!  IT ROCKS!  Citrus soda pops come and go!  SQUIRT is still around!  WE love to SQUIRT!

SQUIRT!
SQUIRT!
SQUIRT!
AH....YEAH!

WE just had two chicharones gorditas with a can of Squirt!

GENTLEMANS CLUB GRAND OPENINGS?

How about doing gentlemans club grand openings?
Show her the money, babe!

NOT BAD: TWO AND A HALF MEN EPISODE OF JANUARY 10, 2012

WE watched 2 And A Half Men last night. Not bad. Not Charlie Sheenesque but rather fair!

SARA LEAL AD MODEL FOR TRAVEL TO SPAIN!

WE can see Sara Leal doing a fabtastic ad for travel to Spain!

ADS WITH MODEL: SARA LEAL

Sara Leal could do a series of ads for Catholic retreats and book stores!

PRAYER IS POWER

PRAYER IS POWER! Please pray for Sara Leal!  She can change her life! GOD ROCKS!
Tim Tebow in the house?  How about coming to her aid?  All WE need is a shot at redemption!
Take it!

HATERS

Take a break from hating all ye haters!

HONEST DINERO

MAKE your money and stay out of trouble. Make your dinero and behave.  An honest buck is better than easy loot because of possible strings attached!

PICTURES AS ADVERTISING TOOLS?

DO SOME WORK with her pictures. Pictures can convey more than words. Online model? Launch a site with her pix to be utilized for online ads!

Go for it Sara Leal!

PHONE IT IN!

An Apple phone? Sure...maybe Sara Leal could do a commercial or ad for such a phone!

YO IT IS YOGA TIME!

YOGA TIME!  Let's find a channel on You Tube and YOGA!

WAFFLES

WAFFLES. Think waffles and then maybe find a unique waffle place where you live!
Got any suggestions for waffle houses?
Shoot a line!

THE EXAMINER STORY: DEMI WANTS TO MEET SARA

Demi Moore wants to meet Sara Leal?  Really? Bad Idea!  Don't meet with Moore! Move on with your life and rehab your image!  Keep it true! Keep it real!

Check out the story on http://www.examiner.com/

CELEBRITY WORLD TOURS?

Would you be interested in participating on an INFAMOUS WORLD TOUR?  Sign autographs, mingle, sell t-shirts, pictures? What do you think?  Would it be worth it?  The money is there!

LEOPARDZ GENTLEMANS CLUB

LEOPARDZ GENTLEMANS CLUB!
Slightly different. Slightly unique! All in the imagination!
Think about it!
All law enforcement officers get in free if they bring in their lawn chairs!
Dance with your stripper contest within the first and last hours of the night!
The audience judges three customers and prizes are awarded!
STRIPPED DOWN FUN AT LEOPARDZ Gentlemans Club!
SCOUNDRELS  WELCOMED!
SHOW US YOUR BADGE!
*Leopardz provides customers with badges as membership cards!

CRUNK ENERGY DRINK!

I CRUNK!
CRUNK ENERGY DRINK!
TRY EACH FLAVOR!

BRONCOS VS PACKERS?

CHECK OUT MY PICK FOR THE SUPER BOWL!
DENVER BRONCOS VERSUS GREEN BAY PACKERS!
GO BRONCOS!

BELLENEWS.COM

CHECK out the article on Sara Leal on http://www.bellenews.com/
Nice picture and story.  15 minutes of fame time clock ticking!  Right?

ONE NIGHT STAND ($149.99 )

How about a night stand?  Really nice ones at Havertys! Check them out and let us know what you think!
http://www.havertys.com/

CHECK IT OUT: $149.99 a Bayview night stand!

WHO IS NOT ON FACEBOOK?

WHO on EARTH is not on Facebook?  Really. Seriously! Give US a list of 100 persons not on FB!
YOU might just win $100!  Email number 9 wins a t-shirt!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH $250,000?

SO you have 250,000 dollars....what would you do with that kind of cash? Does anyone even write essays anymore at school?

I can remember just getting my pens ready for an essay assignment. Those were the days of high anxiety at a Rio Grande Valley high school.

These days it is all done via computer!  Keystroke...keystroke!

Let us know what you would do with that much lana!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Where can WE get a yoga pillow?  Is there such a thang? Why does my head feel like a candy in a toaster? Why am I laughing so hard my nether regions feel like they are about to explode?  Funny bone?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!